Chris Kelly used to be that way with Appalachia till a bunch of the ball players duct-taped him to the goalpost. If PV's players do that to him, look for him to wind up in Norton. My favorite story about him was when we all loaded up and went to Johnson City to see a TV taping of old Smoky Mountain Wrestling. Well, he's wearing a blue UK shirt with a big, white "K" on the front. Well, he goes into his act during the first match, which was tag team action. The wrestler on the outside looks at him and shouts "Sit down, Special K!"